Thread off the old sock

"Daddy, are you sad?"
"No, I was just zoning out."
"If you're sad, I know how I can make you happy."
"Okay, how?"

Kid pulls sleeve of hoodie over his hand and holds it up.

"See? Look, it's a funny sock puppet! He will tell you a joke."

Kid proceeds to tell joke while waving sleeve covered hand around.

L. looks over at me.

"And that, right there, is absolute genetic proof he is your son*."

Crescent Fresh - Sifl and Olly



The English Song (Redrum) - Sifl and Olly



Genius In A box - Sifl and Olly




*The backstory to this involves me, a plastic sandwich bag, and a character that became known as Clear Puppet Guy. Unfortunately, the few people who've met this wonderfully entertaining character seemed nonplussed by him, so he's in self-imposed retirement except for when we're at home, for now.