Without going into details--because what my job supposedly is at work, looking at my title, and what I really do are so very different that it would take a good 15-20 minutes to explain it--you have to know one thing about what I do (or rather, what I have a talent for): I am exceptional at it. If it appears I have no modesty about my abilities, it is because I don't--after 13 years of doing this gig in one form or another, I know one thing for sure and that is that there has been maybe one other person who has come close to doing what I do, as well as I do it, in all that time. I may have been afraid to toot my own horn several years ago, but not anymore. I am a fucking goddess at what I do, and not because familiarity has made me so good at it. It's because I can walk into any situation that needs my particular knack and knock 'em dead, every time.
So, it gives me great pleasure nowadays when someone tries to question 'ma authoritah!' (TM Eric Cartman) for no legitimate reason other than to be an ass. Then I, too, can get to say, with as just as much relish as Lauren Cooper, "Bite me, alien whack!"
(Love Catherine Tate. She was also definitely awesome as the Tenth Doctor's third companion, although my favorite is still Freema Agyeman--and not just because she is half Iranian!)
P.S. I also love this one. Apparently, the comment about Prince Philip (30 secs in) was not well received.
